So I was having this conversation in which we were discussing the woes of love and dating and relationships, blah blah blah. 

And she says, “I really think people should be more supportive of those couples who do walk around, holding hands. We should look at them and think to ourselves, ‘there’s proof that love does exist.’”

I nodded. 

When I see people walking around holding hands I yell “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at them and run away. Ideally, if I’m standing near a fruit stand, I’ll throw fruit too.